Miss weirdo got weird at around five,
When her heart acted up as Hootie and the Blowfish played
on the technology-station stereo
Causing an arm-swarm, sway-array
Which worried her polly-pocket-scene-director friend
And depleated the numbers at her staple lunch table.
Miss weirdo never said much,
but performed a rather rousing rapture
of the Skylanders rap
in a near whisper
for the talent show,
Between “Winter Song” and “I Hope You Dance”.
Miss Weirdo ordered a cat and rat skull for her 15th birthday,
To better understand the bed of the brain,
But hid them upon arrival,
For fear that anyone should ever know,
And eventually through them out with Tuesday’s trash,
relieved to be free of her weird idea.
And when Miss Weirdo graduated,
She found herself standing alone beside a fire,
While behind her someone got hit in the head with a shovel,
And someone got laid in a porta potty,
And someone got sick in the back seat of a steamy volvo.
Miss Weirdo prefered last night star musings,
By the dark, dense river,
to the rouge lounge hovel,
But longed constantly to be Miss Weirdo no more.
She made a plan,
to be a better conversationalist,
and a better companion,
and plans became rocky actions
and rocky actions became skewed intentions
and skewed intentions became awkward reactions,
which made her feel
all the more
a weirdo to the core.
The only thing which gave Miss Weirdo a feeling of
serenity
was to paint her weirdo visions,
and write out her weirdo dreams,
and act on her weirdo plots,
and share her weirdo schemes,
and then one day,
a not-so-special someone remarked
“you’re really fucking weird”,
and Miss Weirdo replied,
“why yes, I am”
with a juicy smile
and wicked eyes.
By Sarah C Louise